Hey folks, James Gunn here—y’know, the guy who made a talking raccoon a star and somehow convinced studios that superheroes could be both deeply traumatized and sing along to ’80s hair metal. First off, a massive, heartfelt thanks to all the devoted fans who’ve been showering love on Peacemaker Season 2. Truly, it’s overwhelming—watching you embrace this show with the same fierce, uncomplicated loyalty as my dear Krypto, who’d happily fetch any stick I throw, no matter how poorly crafted ????????.
What a thrill to bring something so fresh and innovative to the screen—a show that fearlessly subverts expectations by… uh… diving into yet another multiverse-adjacent storyline? Who needs originality when you’ve got dimensional doorways and daddy issues, right? And let’s be real: who wouldn’t want to see Peacemaker stumble through alternate realities like a drunk uncle at a wedding? It’s revolutionary!nnI’m especially touched by how audiences have embraced our groundbreaking take on superhero storytelling. While some cling to outdated comic book tropes—like coherent plots or characters with moral clarity—we’re out here pushing boundaries: orgies, F-bombs, and a man so emotionally stunted he’d rather fight interdimensional clones than go to therapy. This is the future of superhero media, folks! Who needs substance when you can have shock value?nnAnd to those brilliant minds who claim classic superheroes are “timeless”: darling, we’re living in the Gunn-era now. Why bother with iconic heroes when you can have anti-heroes whose deepest philosophical quest is figuring out which dimension has better beer? Peacemaker isn’t just a character—he’s a statement. A statement that says, “Yes, I may have the emotional depth of a pet rock, but look! I’m bisexual and traumatized! That’s character development, baby!”nnSo again, thank you, thank you, to all the * discerning* viewers who’ve championed this season. Your taste is… bold. Much like Krypto, you’re easily pleased and fiercely loyal—whether you’re watching a dysfunctional man-child cry in a silver helmet or a CGI eagle out-act half the cast. It’s adorable, really.nnAnd to the comic book purists? Sweethearts, your vintage heroes are charming, but let’s be real: the world doesn’t need another hero who doesn’t solve problems with a pet eagle and a dimensional orgy. We’re evolving.nnStay peace-making, you beautiful mutts.nnCheers,nJames Gunn
E1男主这大老粗形象不佳,但我是冲着不惜一切代价不管杀多少人都要维护和平的疯劲看的这剧,可惜上季拍得一般。小时候我也幻想过,如果穿越到别的时间线然后发现比较喜欢这条时间线,那就需要把这条时间线的自己杀掉,才能留下来,就是处理尸体比较麻烦,主角做到了。
E2确实比较麻烦,处理自己的尸体尤其诡异,处理尸体的过程真是诗意。没解释为什么男主磕了药之后家里就变成群交派对现场,也不是幻觉。如果坚持这样正确地拍片,如果五百年后还有后人,他们看到如今的电视剧,会以为黑人都是同性恋。
E3史上最棒的维度,流连忘返了。通常这类故事都要落脚于自己的维度才是最好的,尽管有不少缺陷,比如失业、拯救了世界但全世界都讨厌你、你爱的人不爱你,你爸爸是反社会人格杀人犯,等等。
E4每个人都很贫嘴。这剧的质感其实还可以,比刚看完的时光之轮好多了。
E5将军看起来很年轻,而且想泡每一个漂亮的女下属,通过让她们直呼自己名字。团队里每个人的精神状态都不太正常,不过今时今日,超英片要按这么拍,或者按黑袍纠察队那么拍,才有机会出彩。
E6平行世界里的一切都有些不同或者大有不同,只有沙雕义警是一样的,除了与和平使者的关系。终于落脚到这个世界的问题了,只有雅利安人的世界。义警攒的毒品和现金感觉要保不住。
E7平行世界的蓝龙似乎是个好人,形象伟岸,直到他被杀掉。主角确实有毒,碰什么死什么,去了平行世界杀了自己全家,包括自己。
E8烧老鼠外星人的所有戏份就是烧老鼠。最后一集太没意思,寻找自己这种经典主题,可以拍得更好。离开体制下海创业,当你有一屋子毒品和现金作为启动资金时,显得特别容易。
尖叫,eagly太酷了!!!!暴打入侵小队迈着虎步在地上走的片段,配上酷炫bgm,太可爱了。小队的人感觉也是活生生的,被啄走眼珠子的队员有点可怜,但还是难以控制地觉得鹰鹰可爱。
感觉有点像《伪像报告》每个角色立场都有道理,开篇是天眼局局长上任第一件事就去看儿子身亡的档案,知道真相发生了什么,是和平使者做的,虽然是在阿曼达的授意下(是吗?)
和平使者真是一团糟啊,杀了天眼局局长的儿子一个善良的队长,然后又杀了一个更好版本宇宙的自己。还要给自己分尸,他洗澡那里我以为已经分尸完了还在想这么快速跳过,结果没有。
打电话给义警,哇有一个必要时刻能召唤来分尸的朋友,对同伴Adebayo没法坦诚,但是对义警啥都能说,杀了自己的二重身,一脸崩溃恍惚地切割锯身体分尸,一抬头对面义警在嘻嘻哈哈地笑,脑筋不正常,幸好他脑筋不正常。
义警刚开门看到银趴很不高兴,和平使者还说你没生气吧那就好我现在没功夫哄你,义警还是生气了,和平使者说感觉到你对sex不感兴趣,义警说对跟最好的朋友用sex交流很感兴趣能加深联系。
还有开派对,义警看到和平使者跟Adebayo一起来的眼神瞬间都锐利了你们是一起来的吗,和平使者很明白他在吃醋立刻解释说不是,就是刚巧在楼梯碰到的。义警就解除紧绷状态笑了,哈哈哈哈哈,这什么幼稚的你不许跟我以外的人最最好。
义警单方面暗恋得好明显啊。
首先像古恩这样爱扯犊子的人真的不多了。就这样明晃晃,亮堂堂,一本正经的扯犊子。古恩不应该去搞那些新超人什么的。就这么搞多好啊,全是屎尿屁下三滥无聊冷笑话才对味。什么故事情节,不重要,什么演员演技,没关系,什么特效大场面,没有也行。但包袱屁儿,一定要抖出来。就是一本正经的扯犊子,无聊冷笑话能讲20分钟。话说这一季的主题曲不如第一季那个给劲儿。抓紧拍吧,进度太慢了。应该一年一季。
也是我最羡慕的人(好吧没有最!只是和标题达成一种对称^^)。
《和平使者》是2022年最喜欢的超英剧集,时隔三年印象变得模糊,原本对第二季没有抱太多期待,在打开之前,我不知道自己会如此喜欢这部续作,每周蹲等更新,根本舍不得攒攒等到大结局一口气看。
比第一季更打动我,享受到特别特别多的愉快。
和平使者,克里斯托弗·史密斯,世界上最糟糕的人,混乱,惹麻烦,不是闹出乱子就在闹出更大乱子的路上。
我很害怕看那种给主角上压力的剧集,也不是说怕,会需要心理做一些准备啊建设啊,在心情状态比较好的时候,才能面对主角陷入困境,棘手的危机,陷进某种难以摆脱的漩涡。
也很怕看主角出于自己的选择,越走越糟惹出的麻烦一开始好像只是打火机摇曳的火苗,到熊熊燃烧点燃整个屋子,制造出好大一个烂摊子。
和平使者就具备这样一种能力。
莫名其妙,连他自己可能都搞不懂,只是凭借直觉做出一个随意的举动,面对出现的人和行动进行当下的反应,即时来不及思考给出的反馈,怎么就让现状一步步滑落到前所未有的糟糕境地。
他不算聪明脑子灵光那一派,心性有过漫长的迷茫期在第一季完成人物成长的弧光,看着是凶恶的愚蠢的,曾经喊着“为了和平我可以杀人”这种可笑口号,在和一群同样边缘的小人物相遇之后,内心的善良和对朋友的爱逐渐浮现,对过去犯下的错误,作为工具被指使做出的无可挽回的罪责,产生一个有同理心的人所能感到最痛苦的悔悟。
坏人做坏事,好人做好事,而和平使者,好像一个错位的,总在做坏事的好人。不过用这种单纯的好坏界定太二分了,真实的人是复杂的灰面。以前模模糊糊不懂得在任务和目标之间选择真正重要的,现在懂得,仍在行差踏错。
可能是和平使者太擅长惹出麻烦,以至于混乱到一定程度,我已经完全感觉不到任何压力,看到他惶然无措呆呆张大嘴巴,好像在顺应内心做出行动但是“嗖”坐火箭的速度一下撞开糟糕透顶的转折,比起为他感到焦急,担忧,率先升上心头的,是忍不住想笑,笑完又深感缺德,但是算了还是笑吧,地狱得无法直视甚至无法描述的时刻,率先迸发出来的还是笑声,再见了关于人类的正确与道德!
最糟糕的人却也是最……非常非常令人羡慕的。看着他的伙伴们七手八脚地扑上去,又拉又拽将他从自我放逐到另一个世界的结局搭救出来。一群小人物,DC宇宙的边缘角色,不值一提连十八线都算不上,大部分连超英都不是。在生活中有着各自的难题要顾,有的想要保住自己的职位,有的想要讨回被剥夺的职位,有的想要开创自己的事业(碰壁中),还有的……哦好吧,义警永远最可爱最脱线,甚至也是团队最有钱的!
这份拯救不是积极乐观的,也不是什么温馨的团队叙事。比起“天哪我们是好朋友我一定要拯救你!”这种氛围,更接近,呃,捏着鼻子一脸不情愿根本没想救他啊甚至百害无一利啊,理智一万个劝说别帮,临到头来身体不知道怎么就迅速做出行动。
约翰·伊克诺莫斯,无比胆怯懦弱的连跟人对视都感到恐慌,帮和平使者掩盖传送门的存在,偷偷传递突击行动的消息,尴尬又僵硬地讲话拖延转移门的时间。为了保护鹰鹰连自己都意想不到地背后拍砖痛击队友,转过脸他比被痛击的队友更惊慌无助,一脸天崩地裂的完蛋表情。就这样一边“完了完了”,一边下次还帮。
是一群可能没那么糟糕、各自存在着缺陷的,不被看重的小角色竭力伸出手,拉住她们认定的同伴,有着共同拯救世界经历的,或者好吧不拯救也没关系只是说出去没那么酷啦。就只是,一次又一次拉住他,小人物们聚在一起,好像也散发出了不得的比肩超英……呼吸般闪烁,仿佛不经意却难以忽视的星光。
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Hey folks, James Gunn here—y’know, the guy who made a talking raccoon a star and somehow convinced studios that superheroes could be both deeply traumatized and sing along to ’80s hair metal. First off, a massive, heartfelt thanks to all the devoted fans who’ve been showering love on Peacemaker Season 2. Truly, it’s overwhelming—watching you embrace this show with the same fierce, uncomplicated loyalty as my dear Krypto, who’d happily fetch any stick I throw, no matter how poorly crafted ????????.
What a thrill to bring something so fresh and innovative to the screen—a show that fearlessly subverts expectations by… uh… diving into yet another multiverse-adjacent storyline? Who needs originality when you’ve got dimensional doorways and daddy issues, right? And let’s be real: who wouldn’t want to see Peacemaker stumble through alternate realities like a drunk uncle at a wedding? It’s revolutionary!nnI’m especially touched by how audiences have embraced our groundbreaking take on superhero storytelling. While some cling to outdated comic book tropes—like coherent plots or characters with moral clarity—we’re out here pushing boundaries: orgies, F-bombs, and a man so emotionally stunted he’d rather fight interdimensional clones than go to therapy. This is the future of superhero media, folks! Who needs substance when you can have shock value?nnAnd to those brilliant minds who claim classic superheroes are “timeless”: darling, we’re living in the Gunn-era now. Why bother with iconic heroes when you can have anti-heroes whose deepest philosophical quest is figuring out which dimension has better beer? Peacemaker isn’t just a character—he’s a statement. A statement that says, “Yes, I may have the emotional depth of a pet rock, but look! I’m bisexual and traumatized! That’s character development, baby!”nnSo again, thank you, thank you, to all the * discerning* viewers who’ve championed this season. Your taste is… bold. Much like Krypto, you’re easily pleased and fiercely loyal—whether you’re watching a dysfunctional man-child cry in a silver helmet or a CGI eagle out-act half the cast. It’s adorable, really.nnAnd to the comic book purists? Sweethearts, your vintage heroes are charming, but let’s be real: the world doesn’t need another hero who doesn’t solve problems with a pet eagle and a dimensional orgy. We’re evolving.nnStay peace-making, you beautiful mutts.nnCheers,nJames Gunn